would you like.......

Would you like a ....   ? would you like   ....   ? would you like some ....?

.Very-interesting-but -stupid department:

Would you like 

a cup of  coffee               or        a cup of tea ?

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White coffee?
Black coffee?  

Don't be racist!



.English class: I would like to buy a hamburger:


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Would you like some
 milk with your cereal?

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NB 
Ham is not jam.
Jam is not ham
Marmalade is citric jam, not ham.
Ham is not marmalade.
Marmalade is jam, but its name isn't jam, it's marmalade.


Star wars:Would you like some pizza?



.NB 
Ham is not jam.
Jam is not ham
Marmalade is citric jam, not ham.
Ham is not marmalade.
Marmalade is jam, but its name isn't jam, it's marmalade.




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Would you like a spoon?










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