Thursday 15 January 2015

EPIC FAIL: EXAMPLES FROM INTERNET

 

FIRST

How many men to make a hole? (joke)Jobs

.And:  
What do they all do  . . .?


Pothole - Men Workingnote:  Bloke = tio
In England, many recent immigrants from Poland
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now:

fail
&
epic fail




 Homer Simpson:                                    many car parking etc epic fails:












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:how do you like your eggs?

..nota 
haced caso de la letra grande en ingles
 Lo de letra mas pequena es ingles mas avanzado, so DON'T WORRY!
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There has been British research correlating your choice of how to cook eggs and personality.
Try to guess and talk about the personality habits and character associated with peoples’
preferred way of cooking eggs
Consider : number of siblings, 
number of children, age, gender, 
social class,personality
home ownership etc
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 Ask :
How do you like your eggs?
Boiled 
POACHED
SCRAMBLED :
omelette:
FRIED



Reply 

I like my eggs  Boiled /POACHED/ SCRAMBLED /omelette/ FRIED

ask:Do you like your eggs boiled/POACHED/SCRAMBLED/in an /omelette/FRIED?
Answer Yes I do/No, I don't:


 ...A person's choice of egg can predict their personality type, say researchersBoiled?


POACHED:
Poached personality: Outgoing people like their eggs poached




SCRAMBLED:








OMELET/omelette:
FRIEDHot stuff: Fried egg fans have a high sex drive and are usually from the skilled working class






DONT WORRY1
Vocabulario + avanzado k nb1
DON'T WORRY 2
es un trabajo estadistico por ordena con una muestra grande de personas britanicas  hoy en dia relacionando cosas super-variables, nad mas .
No predice ni determina nanda , ni seria lo mismo en otro pais o otro momento

It's "JUST FOR LAUGHS"


poached egg eaters
outgoing, listen to upbeat(=optomistic) and lively music ; happier than most people;.prefer decorative clothing.
likely to have two children; typically have  no more than one sibling; more likely to be a woman than a man; A taste for poached eggs increases with age; most likely to be extroverts. 
boiled egg consumers 
 disorganised; have  a greater risk of getting divorced;a tendency to be careless and impulsive
scrambled egg aficionados 
 have a guarded(= reserved, distant) personality; more likely  to be in managerial or senior-level jobs ; homeowners;  people  without children prefer.scrambled eggs
 omelette eaters 
self-disciplined, likely to have a tidy home; reliable and well organised.;  may live longer ; less likely to get divorced.
fried egg fans 
have a high sex drive ; most likely to be younger and male; most frequently from skilled working classes; have older brothers or sisters;  typically open to new experiences; creative, curious and imaginative; more likely to have wider sexual ­experiences; parents of four children, or more, prefer fried eggs.



from the daily telegraph and the Daily mail
egg gif
poached egg eaters
outgoing, listen to upbeat(=optimistic) and lively music ; happier than most
people;.prefer decorative clothing.
likely to have two children; typically have  no more than one sibling; more
likely to be a woman than a man; A taste for poached eggs increases with age;
 most likely to be extroverts. boiled egg consumers  disorganised; have  a greater
 risk of getting divorced;a tendency to be careless and impulsivescrambled egg aficionados 
 have a guarded(= reserved, distant) personality; more likely  to be in managerial or senior-level jobs ; homeowners;  people  without children prefer.scrambled eggs
 omelette eaters self-disciplined, likely to have a tidy home; reliable and well
organised.;  may live longer ; less likely to get divorced.
fried egg fans have a high sex drive ; most likely to be younger and male; most
frequently from skilled working classes; have older brothers or sisters;
 typically open to new experiences; creative, curious and imaginative; more
likely to have wider sexual ­experiences; parents of four children, or more,
prefer fried eggs.